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A Limerick for Saturday

THE ODIOUS DUNK

The Redneck was true to his role,
And whiskey was claiming his soul.
He staggered outside,
To the outhouse he hied,
And sadly fell into the hole.

His rescuers chided the drunk
Concerning his odious dunk,
So he yelled out, good news —
He was giving up booze,
Because after he sunk, he stunk.

9/8/94 Phyllis DeWitt-VanVleck

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