THE NOSEY OLD LADY
The nosey old lady was drunk . . .
At the zoo, she learned more than she thunk..
She showed no fear,
Pinched an elephant’s ear,
And he snorted her up his trunk.
8/29/04 Phyllis DeWitt-VanVleck
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Posts Tagged ‘limerick’
A Limerick for you.
Posted in Humor, Limerick, tagged elephant, limerick, Nosey, Old lady, zoo on Saturday,January 31, 2009| Leave a Comment »
Oh, no! A hair!
Posted in Humor, My Thoughts, Rhyming, tagged chin, hair, limerick on Wednesday,January 14, 2009| Leave a Comment »
A HIRSUTE HORROR
Long hair is definitely in
But not when it’s on my chin
Although this one curls
It’s not good on girls
So of course, it causes chagrin
8/28/90 Phyllis DeWitt-VanVleck
What’s one more?
Posted in Humor, Limerick, Poetry, tagged hostess, limerick, party on Saturday,November 22, 2008| Leave a Comment »
At the party, the sign on the door
Said, “We Can’t Accommodate More”
But a lummox still tried
So the Hostess replied,
“Well, I guess there’s room for one bore”
Phyllis DeWitt-VanVleck
How to cook a pizza!
Posted in friends, Humor, Memories, tagged Alice Kordich, frozen piza, limerick, upside down on Thursday,November 6, 2008| Leave a Comment »
CULINARY CATASTROPHE
(For Alice Kordich)
In a rush to visit downtown
She cooked frozen pizza to brown
The house filled with smoke
We all feared we’d choke
She’d baked the darn thing upside down
8/28/90 Phyllis DeWitt VanVleck
Written for good friend, Alice Kordich, after
she did this twice.
A Limerick for your morning
Posted in Family, Humor, Poetry, tagged abuse, kids, limerick, parent, tattle tears on Friday,August 22, 2008| 2 Comments »
PARENTAL ABUSE
Poor Mother was out of their league
When the kids were bent on intrigue
She broke into tears
And covered her ears
Suffering from tattle fatigue
9/4/91 Phyllis DeWitt VanVleck
3’rd … Miss. CWG 1994
1’st … Indiana NPD 1994
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