STANDING ROOM ONLY
At the party, the sign on the door
Said, “We can’t accommodate more”
But a lummox still tried
So the hostess replied
“Well, I guess there’s room for one bore”
09/91 – P. Adair DeWitt-VanVleck
Posted in Humor, Limerick, tagged bore, hostess, lummox, party on Monday,March 2, 2009| 2 Comments »
STANDING ROOM ONLY
At the party, the sign on the door
Said, “We can’t accommodate more”
But a lummox still tried
So the hostess replied
“Well, I guess there’s room for one bore”
09/91 – P. Adair DeWitt-VanVleck
Posted in Humor, Limerick, Poetry, tagged hostess, limerick, party on Saturday,November 22, 2008| Leave a Comment »
At the party, the sign on the door
Said, “We Can’t Accommodate More”
But a lummox still tried
So the Hostess replied,
“Well, I guess there’s room for one bore”
Phyllis DeWitt-VanVleck