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One more bore

Posted in Humor, Limerick, tagged , , , on Monday,March 2, 2009| 2 Comments »

    STANDING ROOM ONLY

 

At the party, the sign on the door

Said, “We can’t accommodate more”

But a lummox still tried

So the hostess replied

“Well, I guess there’s room for one bore”

 

09/91  –  P. Adair DeWitt-VanVleck

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What’s one more?

Posted in Humor, Limerick, Poetry, tagged , , on Saturday,November 22, 2008| Leave a Comment »

    STANDING ROOM ONLY

 

At the party, the sign on the door

Said, “We Can’t Accommodate More”

But a lummox still tried

So the Hostess replied,

“Well, I guess there’s room for one bore”

 

9/4/91           Phyllis DeWitt-VanVleck

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